Except that BOOM, I found the motherfucking treasure. It was in my pants’ pocket the whole time. See, I was scouring the town’s potties and urinals for what the mystic said was the grand treasure. I guess some of you might be wondering what this so-called treasure was supposed to be? It wasn’t gold or [...]
Shut up. Just a quick blog for today, big one tomorrow. Yes, I finally posted the new Fantastic Benefits update, right here. But because you’ve been so patient, I’ll post it here too:
To avoid any confusion, I rearranged and tweaked the first page. So now, remember, the official update time is Monday, but I’ll be [...]
From the Headline: SC may gut programs for 26,000 disabled residents (SHJ)
Well…I’m back. I have to say, it’s very possible I never left. See, Sunday when I posted I found myself in somebody’s backyard with a killer headache, and also a cat. Yes. A cat. Now, the cat’s not very important to the story, but it was awfully cute. And it’s lying next to me right [...]
Oh…my head. Where the fuck is Isabald? I checked this site yesterday and there wasn’t a fucking Friday or Saturday post. He disappeared and I have no memory of the past two days. Wait……………….something’s coming back to me. Ssss…ex? Sex. I had sex. Who did I have sex with? Wait wait. I’m in the middle [...]
I’ve had enough of all these sexual comments towards me. I’m not Gloria. I don’t enjoy those types of things. All you’re accomplishing is freaking me out. Here’s Gloria:
Holy fuck. Or, I should say, Holy Fucking Mother. That’s who I’ve been talking to for the past hour. Of course that’s nothing to nearly being eaten [...]
Something you may or may not have noticed. In nearly every post since I took over…I mean…assisted…this blog, there has been a picture.
Mistake #4- Not enough pictures
I’m not saying Americans don’t like to read. I’m just saying they’re much more likely to if a nice, pretty picture takes up some of the space. Nothing wrong [...]
Gloria had the nerve to call my titles “stupid and boring.” I think they’re literal and descriptive. Different strokes. Here’s Gloria’s post from Saturday. I was busy.
I think I’m going to change the Fantastic Benefits deadline (see, I can link too) to MONDAYS. I seem to have developed a tendency to update it Saturday or [...]
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